Dumb RPG Battles

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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Snivymaster1337 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:49 pm

Snivy is still sleeping...
Wood Man 3.0 used a Nice Shield on Snivy.
The Skull Kraken is still resting in water.
THE SNIVY OVERLORD HAS AWOKEN

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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Mighty » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:01 pm

I begin charging ancient energy.
welp
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Yoshi2018 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:28 pm

Old Darkness slaps I.
I stopped charging.
Old Darkness uses Fire Rain.
Old Darkness burns the Nice Shield.
The Nice Shield evaporated!
Snivy takes 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Snivy was reduced to separated ashes.
Wood Man 3.0 started burning!
Wood Man 3.0 takes 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Wood Man 3.0 is burning!
Wood Man 3.0 takes 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Wood Man 3.0 was burnt.
"Jeez, that snivy is so obnoxious."
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Snivymaster1337 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:32 pm

Yoshi2018 wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:28 pm
Old Darkness slaps I.
I stopped charging.
Old Darkness uses Fire Rain.
Old Darkness burns the Nice Shield.
The Nice Shield evaporated!
Snivy takes 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Snivy was reduced to separated ashes.
Wood Man 3.0 started burning!
Wood Man 3.0 takes 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Wood Man 3.0 is burning!
Wood Man 3.0 takes 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Wood Man 3.0 was burnt.
"Jeez, that snivy is so obnoxious."
Nice Shield cannot be destroyed in one blow.
Wood Man 3.0 revived himself with nature powers!
Wood Man 3.0 puts a second Nice Shield around Snivy.
THE SNIVY OVERLORD HAS AWOKEN

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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Yoshi2018 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:40 pm

Old Darkness tries Flamethrower.
Wood Man 3.0 started burning!
Wood Man 3.0 takes 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Wood Man 3.0 is burning!
Wood Man 3.0 takes 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
Wood Man 3.0 disintegrated.
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Snivymaster1337 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:56 pm

Wood Man 3.0 was revived by nature powers!
"You're wasting your time by doing this."
Wood Man 3.0 put a Nice Shield on himself.
Sheep Man 3.0 went to sleep.
Meanwhile, in another universe.
None is relaxing...
THE SNIVY OVERLORD HAS AWOKEN

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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Yoshi2018 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:05 am

Old Darkness tries Fire Blaster.
The Leaf Shield took 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
The Leaf Shield took 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
The Leaf Shield took 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
The Leaf Shield took 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
The Leaf Shield took 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
The Leaf Shield was reduced to ashes.
"Why are you putting a shield around someone dead anyway?"
Old Darkness grabs Wood Man 3.0.
Wood Man 3.0. (done by force) joined Fire Legion!
Old Darkness tries Teleport.
Fire Legion teleports to The Last Prison.
Wood Man 3.0 left Fire Legion.
Old Darkness tries ????
Wood Man 3.0 was 90% destroyed.
Old Darkness pushes Wood Man 3.0 into a prison cell.
Old Darkness locks the door.
Old Darkness focuses on Wood Man 3.0.
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Snivymaster1337 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:06 am

Wood Man 3.0 called for help!
...
A Team Meteor is about to hit the Last Prison!
The Team Meteor destroyed the Last Prison
"Why are you wasting you time with us? Don't you have something better to do?"
Wood Man 3.0 vanished!
Wood Man 3.0 is back on the surface, next to Snivy.
Snivy is still sleeping.
THE SNIVY OVERLORD HAS AWOKEN

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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Mighty » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:48 am

''I" was just me talking about myself in the first person singular, dumb***.

Anyway.

I slap Old Darkness, causing it to cease existing.
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Yoshi2018 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:35 pm

"Sweet, I now how little they really understand me, I never existed, neither did The Last Prison. Also, why does Wood Man 3.0 keep protecting an ash?"
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Snivymaster1337 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:30 am

Yoshi2018 wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:35 pm
"Sweet, I now how little they really understand me, I never existed, neither did The Last Prison. Also, why does Wood Man 3.0 keep protecting an ash?"
"Ash?"
Suddenly, whoever was Old Darkness was revived!
Ash Ketchup came out of nowhere!
"I'm going to complete the Pokedex!"
Ash Ketchup threw a Poke Ball at Old Darkness.
Old Darkness doesn't know how to escape!
Old Darkness was caught!
Snivy Master toke the Pokeball.
Snivy Threw it into an incinerator.
Due to Snivy throwing the Pokeball into the incinerator, Incineroar came out of nowhere!
Incineroar doesn't know what to do!
THE SNIVY OVERLORD HAS AWOKEN

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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Mighty » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:32 am

Mighty gives Incineroar some catnip.
Incineroar is happy, but still has no purpose here whatsoever.
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by BenPlusMM » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:00 pm

(You know what?)
(No more serious stuff. No more story, no more dialogue, no more jumping ahead.)
(I want to take this back to simpler times.)
(I know that will be hard without some people to carry it along, but we can do it.)
*Windows error sound*
Red attacks!
51 damage to Mighty?
Red wonders why he isn’t as strong anymore.
Red used Psych Up!
Red gave a motivational speech!
Infinite attack boost for everyone!
Infinite speed boost for everyone!
Infinite special boost for everyone!
Red attacks!
9881617715181816 damage to incineroar.
Red is content.
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Yoshi2018 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:44 pm

Old Darkness breaks out of the Poke Ball.
"Wait, I never died? How can I be revived? How did some ashes throw a Poke Ball at me?"
Old Darkness kicks Ash.
Ash falls into the incinerator.
Old Darkness uses Correction.
Snivy was returned to Wood Man 3.0 as a pile of ashes.
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Mighty » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:01 pm

Mighty uses the power of the crab to revive Snivy and give him a power boost.
"Just trying to not make unnecessary enemies."
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Yoshi2018 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:07 pm

"Well, it hurts me, but I'm glad to see I am not fighting idiots."
Old Darkness teleports away, due to unknown reasons, and is dead or something.
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by BenPlusMM » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:22 pm

Red input a button combination!
A>B>->+
Red forfeited the match!
Smash Announcer: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
Red chooses Samus because reasons.
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Mighty » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:07 pm

Mighty finds a Password Input Device!

INPUT PASSWORD

**** ****

"h m m m
What to write?"
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by BenPlusMM » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:09 pm

Samus tells Mighty a good password!
Code Blue
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Re: Dumb RPG Battles

Post by Mighty » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:52 pm

"h m m"
"Doesn't hurt to try, I suppose..."

Mighty uses the password!
Mighty gets a gigantic sword and levels up to lv100.

"Neat."
welp
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