Dumb RPG Battles

[iceman x fireman]

Reimu:well, TundraFlare kinda died for some reason, but he said that the bane of touhou would come after his death in which he probably didn't tell you, anyways, where is that cirno idi*t

[BenPlusMM]

"I have no idea who Cirno is, but I hope you have good luck finding him or her!"
Two's eyes glance sideways while saying that he doesn't know who Cirno is.

[Snivymaster1337]

"Not here, that's for sure."
"... Anyways, Four and X... Just as I suspected..."

Snivy points his Ark of the Cosmos towards Two, and says the following...

"Well, loads of fun we will have!"

Snivy sends several leaf tornados towards Two!

[iceman x fireman]

Reimu: well, crud, anyways, mind if I can join this fight? I fell like shooting 40 mil. Magic bullets

[BenPlusMM]

The leaf tornado hits Two.
"Ouch, that really hurt!"
Two's accent once again fails, and part of his skin cracks, revealing a soft, red part.
Two immediately uses The Power ­of Two to patch up the crack, and his accent comes back.
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to harm you in return. It's just karma, I hope you understand."
Two opens up a nearby wall to reveal a pool of lava. He then flings the lava at Snivy.

[iceman x fireman]

Reimu: I'll take that as a yes

[Reimu grabs a few hundred red P boxes and upgrades her weapon, after that, She shoots full fire at Two]

[Snivymaster1337]

Snivy rolls out of the way, but before doing such, he sends a leaf tornado towards the lava in hope of the lava getting caught in the tornado.
Snivy then dashes over to the wall to repair it with Auric Ore.
... Not bricks, because Snivy is cheap.

"Then by that logic, I'll have to hurt you back as well!"

Snivy dashes away from Two, and throws a ton of leaf blades towards him!

[iceman x fireman]

Reimu:anyways, umm... Green thing that isn't human nor youki. Do you know about this ummm.. Guy that was here, said he was a mix between ice and fire, you know him?

[BenPlusMM]

“Well, err, I’m sorry to say this, but I must eliminate you. Goodbye, Snivy. I have definitely enjoyed our time two-gether.”
Two uses a handheld... something... called the Emergency Button to shoot a large red laser at Snivy. It hits Snivy directly between his eyes, instantly killing him and evaporating his body with red mist.

[Snivymaster1337]

But before it hits Snivy....



The Uno Reverse Card deflects the beam back at Two!

... Besides, the beam wouldn't "kill him instantly" for whatever reason.

"You really shouldn't telegraph your attacks like that."

Snivy dashes through Two diagonally with his Ark of the Cosmos!

... Also, between the eyes? My eyes are on the sides of my head...

[BenPlusMM]

... Also, between the eyes? My eyes are on the sides of my head...

Yes.
Two's happy-go-lucky attitude suddenly disappears.
"This tires me. It's time to get serious."
*bee boo bop bee bop*
*boooooooo booooooooo*
Four and X flew at the area at a million miles per hour!
4: "It's time."
Four used Energy Beam!
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 HP of damage to Snivy!
Drained 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 HP from Snivy!
Two used S T R E T C H!
9108764784910351372894065290176870187618543213455278961982163879651827419651890086318790618962 damage to Snivy!
X channeled the Announcer...
X used Double Laser-Powered Teleportation Device!!!.
Snivy was teleported to the TLC!
Which is inside of the LOL!
Which is inside of BRB!
Which is inside of the EXIT!
Which is inside of Four!
2: "Thank you for your much-needed help."

[iceman x fireman]

[Reimu watches all this happen and wonders why the heck she is here]

[Snivymaster1337]

And after all of that, it seems to be our favorite grass squ-... I mean, snake will be stuck in the TLC for an eterni-...



Oh, come on!

All of what Four, X, and Two did now got sent back at them!..

... Or so Snivy hoped. It did teleport him out of all of that and heal him, but for whatever strange reason, the attacks weren't sent back at them.

"You sure have shown your power... But I'm afraid my time on the battlefield has been long enough. Let's see how you handle my machines!.."
"... Oh, but first, let me do something."

Snivy pulls out his Auric Telsa Armor, and equips it, then snacks on a berry.

"Ok, there, done, now have fun!"

Snivy teleports to an unknown position that isn't in this universe, however, as soon as he teleports out, his Robot Master, Slot Man and his Master Robot, Man Power teleport in!

Slot Man's text will be bolded dark yellow while Man Power's text will be italic light yellow.

"We've received orders that you have been messing with our master."

"... But, we'll give you a chance, explain yourself, and we might let you go."

[BenPlusMM]

2: "He attacked me first! All I wanted to do was hang out and add a prize to the game! What's wrong with that?"
Just to be safe, Two creates armor for him, Four, and X using The Power of Two.

[Snivymaster1337]

"Hang out and add a prize to the game..? Wouldn't that mean that you would eventually join in the fight?"

Man Power stays silent, until he notices Reimu.

"Excuse me, but do you have a question to ask..?"

[BenPlusMM]

2: “Oh, I jo—just want to have fun! It’s all cool!”
X: “Yeah!”

[NMario84]

A new moderator has entered the forums!

[Snivymaster1337]

"Just want to have fun..? And you plan on having fun by adding a prize? How do you get said prize? Beating you in a battle, or beating other people in battles? Or do we need to clear a specific challenge in order to recieve it?"

Slot Man takes a step forward, and switches his symbol to the Lucky 7.

Man Power hears what NMario said, but has no idea what it means... But he knows that Snivy was battling them earlier, so he installs a wall cannon on a wall, which will fire a projectile towards NMario about every second.
He also put a above them ceiling cannon in case of an emergency.

[BenPlusMM]

2: "You can get it by winning Dumb RPG Battles, obviously! All games can be won!"

[NMario84]

I feel like the majority of these posts have been between BenPlusMM, and Snivymaster1337, and sometimes ceman x fireman

Coincidence? Maybe.